So, how do you like my bed of choice? Its the back of a toy dumptruck. I have all kinds of cool, soft, fluffy beds, but this is the one I like the most. Why you ask? Well, mom just lives to be confused, that's why. I love to throw her for a loop. I am the biggest, most spoiled diva you'll ever meet and refuse to mind most of the time. I love to growl when I don't get my way and will steal anything from anybody. I usually throw a fit if another dog is sleeping on the bed I have chosen to sleep on, but that was before I found my dumptruck bed. Mom put a tiny pillow in it because she says it looks rather hard to sleep on but I was quite disgusted. I grabbed that pillow and threw it off my precious bed.
You might notice that my toes are in need of a good washing, but that is certainly NOT my fault. After you hear what injustices mom has done to me you will truly understand why I deserve to be spoiled 24/7. It was raining this morning and mom FORCED me outside to go potty!! Can you believe that?! I refused to walk out inb the rain and the rain! After a few minutes she let me come back in, but I'm still ticked at her and wont give her the chance to do that to me again. I don't bite mind you, but I do growl like a tiger (I know I'm supposed to be a dog, but I was born with a cat's idea of the world) and I stand my ground like...What did mom call it..A mule. That must be a very beautiful and graceful animal because I am nothing less than a queen. Infact my name tag even says that. It says "Bai-Jin, Queen of the Pekingese." I think that is too limiting because everyone knows am really Queen of everything I see.